How does one maintain it, once it's fully-grown?Īctor Sikander Kher, currently sporting the 'stache of the villains, reveals to us how: You'll thank us, and so will your soon-to-be. Post shower, when the mooch is still a little damp, apply a fingertip-amount of wax to either of the edges and using a comb, spread it across… like wildfire. And as a thumb rule, keep a 'stache comb handy for use (at least once a day) and invest in a wax to maintain your whisker-health. The latter just isn't attractive, even if you had to Google that 10-letter word.īut how do you grow it? The answer is: just let it grow until your strands come in way of your peri-peri fries binge (or your fave ice-cream sundae). With just a few pesky strands and no-trimming involved, you can go from 'bad-boys-are-sexy' to 'nincompoop-go-away'. In fact, designer Abhishek Paatni too, confessed his failure at trying out the 'stache to us.Īnother 'point to note' about this nose-bottomed badassery, is that 'bushy and messy' isn't the only way around. And remember, only the ladies would dig such styles, not the girls." However, as a public service announcement, the man's officially off-the-market, and lives with his wife and the happiest tail-wagger. "You can't have a double chin/fuller cheeks if you're sporting the style, either. But unfortunately, I ended up looking like a bank officer", said the man, who's dressed some of the biggest movie stars in the country today. For grown-ass men like menswear designer, Gaurav Khanijo, the '70s revival turned out to be a bit of a BT (bad trip) no stoner references here. And adds a lot of character to your look", says a certain gun-blessed human, Karan Tacker.īut that's just a certain sect of men, you see. "The pornstache takes you to a whole different era, you see. I'd call it an 'earnest' moustache", cites stubbled-God, Harshvardhan Rane with insightful conviction. "It looks really classy, in fact my father had one. Bachchan), nor offers you a seat at a vintage thrift store. Yet, it neither compromises on the vibe of 'angry young men' (Hey, Mr. In technical terms: the 'pornstache' is ideally a handlebar moustache, just without the thinned-out, spiral twist on either sides. Come a hurricane or another dumb American President (we hope not), the glory of a beard will always remain unparalleled it's literally considered that 'manly'.Īll we're saying is, if there's ever a book on grooming order for 2018, the 'pornstache' will find space on it's goddamn cover - a vintage cocktail, that every mug-forecaster on the face of earth, would bet their life savings upon (instead of investing in another bitcoin).įor the uninformed, however, let's talk of what the drug-lord-staple brings to the table. Neither certifying, that a mug is a no-man's land starting today. "To be frank, the style reminds me of a quintessential Indian cop too", said baby-faced actor Kartik Aaryan, before revealing that he himself, has tried his hands at the sexually-arousing, upper lip sweater.īut we're not shoving this update down your throat. Think Burt Reynolds, Pablo Schreiber in OITNB, Jackkie Shroff in Uttar Dakshin, Anil Kapoor cc: Dil Dhadakne Do, John Abraham in 2017 or best, Ron Jeremy on/off porn. Also, a Grooming God-inspired manoeuvre to cop in the months to come. But what's replaced the South Asian man's worst nightmare - thick whisker growth - is the sudden advent of the 'pornstache' - robust, ol' school, DGAF, peak-70s and an offspring of ultimate sleaze. And contrary to its victory march (that's lasted for over a decade), it has now retreated faster than country-escapes of debt-ridden, India-born beer barons.
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